DISCLAIMER:: The character PAPPU is a virtual character and does-not resembles with any identity, neither any feelings of anyone should be attached with it.ANSHUL GUPTA.
The teacher asks Little Pappu "Which body part goes to heaven first?"
Little Pappu replies "The feet miss"
So the teacher says "Why the feet?" And Little Pappu says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"
> > > Little Pappu once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?." > The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?" > Pappu replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."
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Little Pappu's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting> into tears. > Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong. > "Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!" > ******************************************************> >
Pappu goes to the doctor to have some tests... there after his sugar test....due to the shortage of cotton to wipe the blood, the nurse takes his finger in her mouth,
Pappu says to the nurse....." urine test is coming> up next"!!!
> > > 6 yrs Pappu caught in rape case. In court Lawyer( while holding boy penis):"ur honour, see little boy, can he rape someone?" Boy to lawyer:"Itna na hila, nahin toh case haar jayenge!!"> > >
Little Pappu returns from school and says he got an> F in arithmetic.> "Why?" asks the father.> "The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said 6.> "But that's right!"> "Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'> "What's the fucking difference?" asks the father.> "That's what I said!" .....> > > >
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Pappu passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her> rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" > Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a> man on top of her. > Little Pappu ran into his room, took off his> clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"> > > > >
Little Chinki was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Chinki, who created the universe?"> > When Chinki didn't stir, little Pappu, a boy seated> in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her> in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Chinki and the> teacher said, "Very good" and Chinki fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Chinki, "Who is our> Lord and Saviour," But, Chinki didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Pappu came to the rescue> and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Chinki and the teacher said, "very good," and Chinki fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Chinki a third question. "What> did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third> child?" And again, Pappu jabbed her with the pin.> This time Chinki jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"> > >
Teacher arrives at the classroom and finds a drawing of a little dick on the board> She simply erases it and starts her class as if> nothing´s happened. Next day a bigger dick is on the board when she arrives and she does the same as on the previous> day.> On the third day a very big dick is on the board and under it´s written: The more you rub it the bigger it grows... > > > >
The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class the following question, " What is bright red and shiny?"> Little Pappu jumped up and shouted, " A fire engine> !!!!???"> "No! No!" said the teacher," But I like the way you> think..> Anyone else?"> Little Chinki replied that it was an apple and the> teacher was happy except> Pappu of course..> Anyway, Little Pappu asked the teacher if he can> ask a question to which> she nodded OK. " What is long, hard, rounded and has> hair at one end? "> "Pappu!!!" she screamed, "WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT TALK HERE..." Pappu replied, " No, it's a toothbrush, but I like> the way you think"..> > > > >
Little Pappu was sitting in class doing math> problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.. "Pappu, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with> your gun, how many would be left ?"> "None.", replied Pappu. "'cause the rest would fly> away."> "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I> like the way you are> thinking."> Little Pappu said, "I have a question for you now.> If there were three> women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking> her cone, the second> biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone,> which one is married ?> Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one> sucking the cone?"> "No," said Little Pappu, "the one with the wedding> ring on her finger. But> I like the way you are thinking..> > > > >
Late one night, little Pappu woke up to the some> loud noises coming from> his parents' bedroom. He got out of bed and walked> down the hall towards> his parents room. Before he made it to the end of> the hall, the noises had> ceased and the bathroom light had gone on..> Little Pappu walked into the bathroom and saw his> father removing a used> condom..> "Daddy, what are you doing?" asked little Pappu> His father looked around nervously wondering what he> could tell his son..> I, um, I'm just checking out the bathroom for mice."> replied his father..> Pappu looked at his father with a gaze of confusion> and said, "Well, what> are you doing? Fucking them?"> > > >
Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence..> Pappu: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant> 'yes'..> > > >
Confused Little Pappu comes home from school with a> note from his teacher,> indicating that "Pappu seems to be having some> difficulty with the> differences between boys and girls, and would his> mother, "please sit down> and have a talk with johnny about this."> So Pappu's mother takes him quietly, by the hand,> upstairs to her bedroom,> and closes the door..> - first, Pappu, you take off my blouse....> so unbuttons her blouse and takes it off..> - ok, now take off my skirt....> and he takes off her skirt..> - now take off my bra....> which he does..> - and now, Pappu, please take off my panties..> and when Pappu finishes removing those, she says,> "Pappu, PLEASE don't> wear any of my clothes to school any more!"> > > >
Little Pappu came running into the house and asked,> "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said> his mom, "of course not."> Little Pappu then ran back outside and his mom> heard him yell to his> friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"> > > >
Little Pappu, on a day when he was being> particularly reckless, was> playing in the backyard one morning.> Soon, some honeybees started swirling around,> annoying little Johnny.> He began stomping on them in his temper.> His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and> after a brief moment of> thought said, "That's it! No honey for you for one> month!"> Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some> butterflies, and soon> started catching them and crushing them under his> feet.> His father again caught him, and after a brief> moment of thought, said, "No> butter for you for one month!" Early that evening,> Johnny's mother was> cooking and saw some cockroaches on the kitchen> floor.> She began stomping on them one by one until all the> cockroaches were dead.> Johnny's mother looked up to find Johnny and his> father standing there> watching her. To which Johnny said, "Are you going> to tell her, daddy, or> do you want me to?"> > > >
A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty> Pappu smoking a cigarette.> He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke."> Pappu looks up and doesn't say anything.> The guy says, "How old are you?"> Pappu says, "Six."> The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?"> Pappu says, "Right after the first time I got> laid."> The guy says, "Right after the first time you got> laid? When was that?"> Pappu says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."> > > >
One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip> but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was> to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for> the night.> So Little Pappu was sleeping in the same room as> his teacher.> In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and> was frightened by the sight of Pappu standing right> over her.> He asked if he could sleep with her cause he> couldn't sleep.> She said okay, then Pappu asked to lay a little> closer and she said okay.> Then he asked if he could put his finger in her> belly button...and she said> "NO". "But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep> and it helps."> So the teacher says “okay fine, do whatever your mom> lets you do."> A few minutes later the teacher says "OH...that’s> not my bellybutton."> And Pappu says, "That’s not my finger either."> > > > > >
