Training at LnT Infotechhh

dara sahma hua sa, main apne kadam us office me rakh raha tha,
jaane kaun kaunse bhagwaan ke naam main le raha tha,
chachu the saath me mere, par unko bhi bahar rok liya tha,
ab to akele jana hai, maine bhi yeh soch liya tha,BHaiyoon woh mera LnT office ka pehla din tha,,,

decency ki har limit ko maine cross kiya tha,
chaprasi ko bhi main sir ji bol raha tha,
whan sabhi ko angrezi me bolne ka bhoot sawar tha,
ohoooo HR walo ko Impress jo karna tha,

wahan ki bandiyoon ne hume bahut aakarshit kiya tha,
saath me ho humari training, dua me rab se yahi kaha tha,
Company ka mahool dekhkar me thoda excited tha,
pal pal har pal kuch aur hi me soch raha tha...

ghar to mila par chabi ka koi thikana na tha,
aur jab room par pahucha to wahan ek parinda bhi na tha,
ghar dekhne dusre bande ke flat par chala gaya था.

waha "Sab chor hai" aisa me baar baar sun raha tha...
aur jab palat kar dekha to topi pehne ek banda khada tha,
humne bhi haskaar usse baat kiya thaaa;
par hume kya pata tha woh bhi humari hi tarah dukhi aaatma tha...

hum apna samaan lekar jab wapas aaye to room kuch bhara bhara sa tha,
Chachu ko alvida kaha aur sab bando se haath milaaya tha,
tabhi hum sabne khane ka program banaya tha,
sridevi me ek thali aur 1 glass doodh niptaya tha॥

dukhi aatma ka concept abhi baki reh gaya tha,
woh topi wala banda humse phir se takara gaya tha,
ghar me uske kuch panga tha aur woh apna saaman liye ghoom raha tha,
hum se raha na gaya aur chalte chalte humne ek naya dost banaya tha...

agle do din kuch khas to na ho paya tha,
bas ek ladki ko dekha tha jis par humara dil aaya tha,
*naam
kudi thi soni naam tha Mona(Changed) pehli nazar ka asar ho gaya tha...

phir rab se wahi dua maangne ka karyakram shuru hua tha,
wahi bandi humari batch me aaye baki sab maine plan kiya tha,
na woh bandi aayi na pyaar parwan chadaa tha,
baad me hume pata chala uska boyfriend bhi wahi khada tha,
mast hoon, yeh na mili to kya kissi aur se to takrana tha...

bacche divide ho chuke the aur humara billa number 85 tha,
in anjaan logo ko hume apna dost, nahi accha dost banana tha,
par sabse pehle hume apne aap ko sabke saamne laana tha,

kudiyoon ke bina nahi chalta hai zamana humne bhi seekh liya tha,
6 ka gang tha 3 bande aur 3 kudiyoon ka sahara tha,
"Decide first instead of others decide" ka funda humne apnaya tha,
Aur tohfe me humne "Blank" hone ki bimari ko paya tha,

nautanki ke maamle me humara group kissi se kam na tha,
acche accho ko pani pila de,,, humare PJs me woh dum tha,
Poora batch humare hasne ki bimari se pareshan tha,
aur hume bas shaam ke free snacks ka intezaar rehta tha।

ek perfect group ka example humare batch ka hona tha,
intelligence, khoobsurati, masti aur nautanki ka sangam tha,
24 me se 16 ghanto ka humara saath tha,
baki ke 8 ghante me sirf sone ka hi program rehta tha।

batch 85 ka masti gang ekdam jhakaas tha,
Jahan dumbcherades me bhooto ki movies ka raaj tha,
wahi humari skits me thirsty queen ka shabab tha,
Fish pond ko me kaise bhool sakta tha,
Saala meri hi parchi Amit Singh ko padna tha,
But the best was mera and shru ka lallu ke liye love letter likhna tha,
And sabhi ke liye songs dedicate karna hmmm gana gane ka accha bahana था....

bachpan ki saari yaadon ko humne phir se jiya tha,
toffi chocolate ko chodho asli maza to lollypop khane me hi tha,
bachpan ke khele games me se shayad hi koi humne miss kiya tha,
naach gaana to humne jab marzi tab kiya tha...

pinky, pinky what color se humne khelna shuru kiya tha,
phir to football, cricket, hide n seek, train aur na jane kya kya khela tha,
par asli maza to choti si class me blind fold khelne ka tha,

And the best part santosh and arif ka chupkese khidki se jhakna tha,,
and then as usual humari nautanki ka shuru ho jana tha.
jo jahan rehta tha wahi khada ho jata tha,
asli creativity show karne ka yahi to mauka hota tha,
koi baju wale se doubt poochta tha,
to koi chup kar wahi baith jata tha.
kuch jyada hi unusal position me ho to girne ka bahana sabse aakhri hota tha...

ghoomne phirne ke maamle me humara batch thoda lucky tha,
kahin bhi ghoomna ho 8-10 bando ka grp hamesha tayyar rehta tha,
shuruvaat to humne talaav pali se kiya tha,
phir to juhu beach, gateway, essel world, haji aliaur na jane kahan kahan ghooma tha,
but still i pray ki is shuruvaat ka koi end na aaye,
kissi ki nazar na lage is group ko jisse humne itni mehnat se banaya tha...

Ghoomne se yaad aaya humari kismat pe shani maharaaj ka raaj tha,
Kuch bhi socho hamesha ulta hi hota tha,
4 baar humara siddhivinayak mandir ka program cancel hua tha,
and finally jab hum pahuche to mandir band ho chuka tha। .....

shuru shuru me company ki bus ka intezaar hota tha..
par dheere dheere auto wale bhaiya ko humara intezaar hota tha,
Din ki shuruvaat bhaiyaa ji ke pohe se hoti thi,
aur raat me todays ka khana humare liye amrut samaan hota tha...

har test ke baad humara movies ka plan hota tha,
padhte to kuch nahi the lekin stress releif ka bahana hota tha,
movies chahe jaisi bhi ho, hume to jana hi hota tha,
Aree chat, pani poori,chane aur jaamun khane ka accha jo bahana hota tha,

Projects ka sama tha aur bando me junoon tha,
poora batch HLD DLD banane me uljha hua tha,
lekin humare group ka alag hi haal tha,
modern washroom kaisa ho ispar horrible discussion chal raha tha,
hass hass ke humara bura haal tha,
bichari sonal bhi sochti hogi ki aisa kaisa design humne banaya tha,
presentation se aadhe ghante pehle hi humne Class diagram banaya tha,
anyways intni nautanki ke baad bhi humara group hi first aaya tha...

Hum jahan ho wahan dange na ho aisa to ho hi nahi sakta tha,
aur dango me bahar jakar poha khane me alag hi maza aa raha tha,
isi beech police ke aane par jo daud lagayi wo shayad hi kabhi bhool sakta tha,
and dunge khatam hone ke baad shru ke theple wahh maza aa gaya tha....

poori training me sirf 2 hi logo ne raaj kiya tha,
sabse pehle Padi maharaj ka ashirvaad tha,
Unka naam jubaan par aate hi,hassi ko apne aap aa jana tha,
Aur uske baad babbar maharaj ka aagman tha,
Ohoo lallu ka unke prati pyaar kahan kisi se kam tha,
Aur hasi ke gubbare ne bachi kuchi kasar ko poora kar diya tha।

un suhani yaadon ko dil me basa liya tha,
masti-aish-nautanki ko humne redefine kiya tha,
shru se choti choti baaton pe ladna,
poore batch ne saath me circus ka program dekhna,
aur baad me aunty ke dance steps ka copy karna,
woh beech session me piche mudkar hasna,
padhi ko dekhkar unke charan ko choone bhagna,
babbar ke saath lallu or ghode ka naam jod dena,
lallu aur uske superman ke maze lena,
aunty ji ki choti choti baaton ka mazak udana,
mittal ka thak thak thak karke chalana,
call centre ka kone me baithkar din bhar phone me lage rehna
aur uske competition me reliance phone liye ek banda ka hona,
maharani jaise haath me dupatta liye kashmiri ka aana
aur shirke ka sleeping queen ko unusal style me sote hue pakadna
Woh deadly skits aur thirstty queen character ka janam hona
itni saari yaadon ko bahut mushkil hai bhool pana...

zindiagi ek mela hai aaj mujjhe samajh me aaya tha
logo ka aana jaana to isme laga rehna tha,
humara tumse milna kahan kissi ne socha tha,
lekin rab ka shukriya hai ki dosti ka yeh pyara bandhan humse jud gaya tha,

dekhte hi dekhte 2 saal ka time yuhi gujar gaya tha,
ab to sony me baithkar bas yuhi sir phodna reh gaya tha,
lekin kahani khatam karne ka accha bahana tha,
Un 4 mahino ka ehsaas dil ke itne kareeb hai is ka ilm inhi baaton se lagaya ja sakta tha,
ki 2 saal ke baad bhi aaj yahan baithkar,
2 din me un 4 mahine ke ehsaaso ko likha tha...